HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
whose parrot is this?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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