just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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