why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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