Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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