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go home
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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