is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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