There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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