I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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