the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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