He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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