I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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