Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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