You're completely useless in the revolution.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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