Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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