Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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