so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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