yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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