Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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