I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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