i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
In other news, I just burned my penis
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
