New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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