This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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