My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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