Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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