I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I have post one night stand depression
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