turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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