I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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