So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My vagina just clenched in fear
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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