do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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