I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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