ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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