White coat. Heels.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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