there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
if only i could text you this smell
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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