She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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