i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It's just like the Real World with babies
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
