Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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