Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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