she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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