3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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