We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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