U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
