Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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