Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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