Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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