That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
