i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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