can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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