My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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