Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Farmville is her only friend.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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