So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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