Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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