my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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