He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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