even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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